The Trainer Man

Part 1: I went to work out with a trainer yesterday at my gym. We did a few routines that really put a burn on certain parts of my body #GREAT, but there was one in particular that made me raise my eyebrow just a smidge… I was doing sit ups and he (the trainer) used the exercise ball to hold my feet. He sat on the ball facing me to keep the ball steady #COOL. The thing is every time I came up…….. His balls were in my face!!!! I mean is that wrong? I mean he didn’t smell or anything but yeah…. Nuts were inadvertently (?) in my face yo! #ATALOSSFORWORDS

He was also talking about how I had a strong stature, and how I was bow legged, and that I was pretty but too young, and he could tell I had a smart mouth. He then gave me my BMI and other numbers, one being his cell phone number and highlighted all the numbers I should use………. His phone number being one of them…. LMAO and SMH’ing